Article pitches I am happy to provide for your lifestyle and culture compendium which will never be off topic:
- I Can’t Even So You Shouldn’t Have: Why do people continue to care about things I don’t care about?
- Let’s talk about how everyone should shut up about things I don’t want to hear about.
- Trends are for Other People: the inherent dullness of interests outside my own.
- You had fifteen minutes to acceptably mention that former trend and now you are dead to us too.
(The difference is purely tone.)